Today I’m taking a break from boycotting companies to boycott something—or should I say someone—who has been in the news the past few months: Hillary Clinton.

Yes, you heard me right. I’m going to boycott Hillary Clinton. The presidential candidate needs to be boycotted, as she’s held up the real race from getting underway. And while she’s fighting with Obama, McCain is gathering more supporters to take over the United States become the next president.

There are quite a few reasons why she should be boycotted. The most obvious is that she was once on the Board of Directors for Wal-Mart, the company that I have previously boycotted. Sure, she pushed for what some may have seen as good changes for the mega-corporation, but in reality, she was helping them spread their influence throughout the world.

In addition, Clinton is a polarizing figure and is extremely abrasive, which would not help if she became president. It would hurt the nation’s image around the world, which doesn’t seem like such a bad thing considering Bush has already done most of that work. But we want to improve our image, not make it worse.

Recently, Clinton has been attacked because she seems to be making things up, like when she was “under fire” as she left a plane in Bosnia. We don’t need another president that lies constantly, just one that lies every so often.

Based on her and her husband’s tax returns for 2007, she’s the richest of the three candidates. And we don’t need another rich person in office, the government is overflowing with them. She’s also a Clinton, and the people of America are tired of having Bushes and Clintons spending all of our tax money on useless things running the government.

The last reason why Hillary Clinton should be boycotted is that I just don’t like her. At all. Although to be honest, she’s much better suited to the job than the current president.

So, please boycott Hillary Clinton, not because it’s the right thing to do, but because I told you so.